unshaped:

when you’re listening to Anaconda and realize that you are one of the “skinny bitches”

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automatically:

when someone tries to flirt with bae

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lindsaylohoean:

when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get itimage

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automatically:

when you think you have $1 but you actually have $10

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